Give her the your nicest bag in town
Today on my walk to work, I found a gucci watch, face down in a puddle. It still works, and it is beautiful. My first inclination was to keep it and not tell anyone how I came upon this 300$ watch. But then my moral compass kicked in and I posted it on a lost and found page online and in a newspaper. I am secretly (not so secretly) hoping no on claims it. It is SO darling, I really want to keep it.
On the way home from work, a girl on the ferry had the same purse as me, and it turns out it is from biscuit and is worth 75$ ( i got mine for free, i thought it was from some dingy little store) . I actually own nice things from high end stores!
Side not : Im reading American Psycho and all the name dropping is starting to get to me i think.